dekhona…..

Jeevan ke Katu Satya

Posted on: May 21, 2009

1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.

2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.

3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.

4 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat ta hain.

5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.


6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.

7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge.

8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte hain.

9 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.

10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.

11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee ubharte hain.

12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.

13 Tootee (tap) aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.

14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!

15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.

16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.

17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to Lund se hi padegi.

18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.

19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.

20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani
hi padti hai.

21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.

22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.

23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.

24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.

25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum rahte hain.

26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.

27 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.

28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.

29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.

30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.

31 adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai

32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!

33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!

34 musibat aur land kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai!

35 Naukari aur gaand sabki lagti hai.

36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikala paad jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai!

37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai

38 Jaban aur land dono me haddi nahi hoti!

39 Nayee chut ka maza nau din tak hota hai!

40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, land baki badan se kala hi hota hai!

41 Dusri naukari aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti hai!

42 Stree se aayu, purush se aay (income) aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!

43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.

44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.

45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti nahin hoti.

46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.

47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni
Hatheli…..but have sex daily.

48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.

49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaj hai.

50 dum hai to pachaasva khud bana lo.

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