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PNehru was fucking Victoria.
On climax, Nehru droped semen on bed.
Victoria: Andar kyu nahi nikala?
Nehru: Gandhiji NE desi maal videsh bhejne ko mana kiya hai.

Munni woh din yaad karo
jab hum tum sath nahate the,
tum chut pe sabun malti thi ,
hum land pe jhag udate the.

Munna woh din beet gaye ,
jab hum tum sath nahate the,
ab chut chupane ki bari hai,
munni bharat ki nari hai.
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A boy went to leave an unknown aunty to her home,
Aunty: Beta raat bahot ho gayi hai yehin so jao Guddu ke room mein
Boy: Nahi aunty main guest room mein so jaunga.
Next morning a very sexy girl brings bed tea for the boy.
Boy: Who r u ?
Girl: Main Guddu, aur aap?
Boy: Main Buddu!!!

Ek aurat ka pati marr gaya, pati ko mare hue 2 saal ho gaye the, bechari ki Chooth mein aag lagi rehti thi. kabhi ungli ghusaati toh kabhi mooli , par Chooth ki aag nahin bhujh paati thi.

ek saheli ko apna dard bataya toh saheli use Sadhu Baba ke paas le gayi.

baba ne ek lund prakat kiya aur ush aurat ko de diya. aur kaha jab bhi mann kare l und ko haath mein leke bolna ” yeh kya hai ? ” bas lund activate ho jaayega aur teri c hoot ki aag bhujha diya karega.

bas phir kya tha , aurat daudi daudi ghar gayi. darwaja band kiya aur lund haath mein leke boli ” yeh kya hai? ” .

lund activate hua aur 2 feet lumba tann gaya.

uski Chooth ka chittorgarh bana diya.

aurat toh maare khusi ke naachne lagi.

roz subah-shaam darwaja band karti aur lund haath mein leke bolti “yeh kya hai ” aur lund use poore maze deta.

uski ek beti thi, use shak hua ki maa roz darwaja band karke kya karti hai, keyhole se jhaanka toh dekha maa almari mein kuchh rakh rahi thi.

maa ke jaate hi beti ne almari kholi aur lundd haath mein leke boli ” yeh kya hai ? “

lund ne jaisi hi suna beti ki Chooth mein ghush gaya, beti bhi roz maze lene legi .

maa ko shak hua ki beti kya karti hai darwaja band karke, keyhole se jhaanka toh dekha beti ne makhan baba wala lundd apni choot mein ghusa rakha tha.

maa rone lagi, sochne lagi ki yeh maine kya kar diya.

agle hi din sadhu baba ke paas gayi aur boli, baba ise password protected bana do.

sadhu baba dhyan mein magan the, aankhein band thi.

bole kya protected karna hai, maa boli “yeh jo aapne diya tha baba “

baaba ne kaha mere haath par rakh do , maa ne lund makhan baba ke haath par rakh diya.

sadhu baba dhyan mein magan the, aankhein band thi. makhan baba bole ” yeh kya hai ? “

Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha
Uska WO Bahot Bada Tha,
Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli
Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega
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Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai

A GIRL GOES OUT OF TOWN WITH HER BF FOR DATE.
WELL THEY ENJOYED SEX OUTSIDE THE TOWN.
THE GIRL TELL THE BOY I FORGET TO TELL U
THAT I AM ACTUALLY PROSTITUTE
AND CHARGE RS.200 FOR SINGLE.
THE BOY GAVE HER THE MONEY SHE ASKED FOR.
THE BOY GET SIT IN HIS CAR.
THE GIRL COME ALONG WITH HIM AND SIT IN CAR.
THE BOY ASK YES MADAM.
GIRL SAID.. LET GET BACK TO TOWN NA..
THE BOY SAID OH I FORGET TO TELL U
THAT I AM TAXI DRIVER AND I WILL CHARGE RS.250 FOR TOWN.

अकबर (Akbar) बाद्शाह को ठ्ट्ठेबाजी का बहुत शौक था और देबयोग से बीरबल (Birbal) भी बडा ठ्ट्ठेबाज़ था। एक बार बाद्शाह ने हँसी मे बीरबल के जुते उठ्वा लिए। चलते-चलते बीरबल जूते ढूंढ्ने लगे। जब जूते न मिला तो अकबर ने सेवक से कहा कि अच्छा हमारी ओर से इन को जूते दे दो। यह सुन सेवक ने जूते पहना दिया। बीरबल ने जूते पहन कर आर्शीवाद दिया कि परमेश्वर आप को इस लोक और परलोक मे ऐसे हज़ारो जुते दे। सुनते ही अकबर खिलखिला कर हँस पडे।


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